Greetings Gang, Dr T here
Just a little humor in our world that seems to take itself way to seriously
- You’ve signed so many petitions to recall governors you can’t remember the name of the incumbent.
- You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
- You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
- You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
- You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
- You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour…and it will be over 100 degrees.
- You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
- You can make sun tea instantly.
- You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
- The best parking is determined by shade…..not distance.
- You realize that “Valley Fever” isn’t a disco dance.
- Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
- It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.
- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
- Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter.
- You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
- Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse…..some fools actually try to jog.
- You know hot air balloons can’t rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
- No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
- You see two trees fighting over a dog.
You can say “Hohokam” and people don’t think you’re laughing funny - You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River
- You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves
- You can pronounce”Saguaro”, “Tempe”, “San Xavier”, “Canyon de Chelly”, “Mogollon Rim”, and “Cholla”
- You can understand the reason for a town named “Why”
- You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE MORNING!
- You hear people say “but it’s a DRY heat!”
- You buy salsa by the gallon.
- Your Christmas decorations include sand and paper bags.
- You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
- All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
- You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
- Most of the restaurants in town have the first name “El” or “Los.”
- You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
- Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
- Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
- Most homes have more firearms than people.
- Kids will ask, “What’s a mosquito?”
- People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
- You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you’re wearing shorts.
- If you haven’t worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
- You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
- You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arizona.