Greetings Gang, Dr T here

Just a little humor in our world that seems to take itself way to seriously

 

• You’ve signed so many petitions to recall governors you can’t remember the name of the incumbent.
• You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
• You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
• You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
• You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
• You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour…and it will be over 100 degrees.

• You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
• You can make sun tea instantly.
• You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
• The best parking is determined by shade…..not distance.
• You realize that “Valley Fever” isn’t a disco dance.
• Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
• It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.
• You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter.
• You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
• Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse…..some fools actually try to jog.
• You know hot air balloons can’t rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
• No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
• You see two trees fighting over a dog.
  You can say “Hohokam” and people don’t think you’re laughing funny
• You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River
• You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves
• You can pronounce”Saguaro”, “Tempe”, “San Xavier”, “Canyon de Chelly”, “Mogollon Rim”, and “Cholla”
• You can understand the reason for a town named “Why”
• You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE MORNING!
• You hear people say “but it’s a DRY heat!”
• You buy salsa by the gallon.
• Your Christmas decorations include sand and paper bags.
• You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
• All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
• You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
• Most of the restaurants in town have the first name “El” or “Los.”
• You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
• Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
• Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
• Most homes have more firearms than people.
• Kids will ask, “What’s a mosquito?”
• People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
• You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you’re wearing shorts.
• If you haven’t worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
• You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arizona.